What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.