How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.