How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.