Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
The french army at the beginning of a war!
A man outstanding in his field.
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Counter-Esp on ge
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
Inherited obesity
Nobody likes a soggy cracker!
Micro Phelps.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.