How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.