How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.