How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.