How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose