What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.