Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.