Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.