Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.