How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.