How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position