How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.