How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text