What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.