What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Retirement Jokes More Retirement Jokes

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.