Life.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A bear-icade
He could never seem to get ahead in life.
Because it had no porpoise in life.
When Islam begins.
First, invade ze kitchen...
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.