What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.