How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK