How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.