How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !