Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.