Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What does Pluto say?

ewww delete it"

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !