How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!