What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets