Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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a giraffic jam!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!