Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!