What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you show your appreciation towards black holes?

Thanks for nothing!

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.