What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow