What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.