How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh