Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.