As a Canadian, this offends me.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Too many Cheetahs.
It freaks out the dogs!
The canoe tips.
Double double doubles
The cold shoulder.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
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