Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y