Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

letter G (lethargy)

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."