How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !