How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.