How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.