Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.