Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"