Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.