Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.