How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired