How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !