Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg