What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!