What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.