It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Shake it off
got a pencil and worked it out.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
A marine biologist.
He had to get a new goat !
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
A piece of gum, you pervert!
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!