Two. One to cut and one to glue
pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Because 0x0 is always 0.
A Remote control
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
