Two. One to cut and one to glue
Law-suits
Because all the good ones Argon.
On a jpeg.
The hospital ran all out of patience
Squish it in your hand.
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A glutamate.
