Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Edam
He used a skeleton key.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Like a bowling ball.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
With a pitchfork!
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
Vans of der Waals
They only had two vans