What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van