What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.