Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
It can't buy you money.
Using a Luigi board!
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
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Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
A child with pitchfork in his back
With a pitchfork
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.