What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !