What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !