What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.