What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.