What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.