How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.