Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen