What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Recede Hare Line Jokes More Recede Hare Line Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.