Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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Ape Suzettes!

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Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!