What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next