What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next