What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"