What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.