What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Oeuf Jokes More Oeuf Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"