Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC