Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.