How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub