How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub