What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."