Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.