Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)