How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.