What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.