What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.