What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Ace Jokes More Ace Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.