It needs more space.
illegal alien
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A leek.
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Professor: Astronomical.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.