He kept trying to tune her G string.
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
According to my neighbor it's 458 times.
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Everywhere!
He couldn't get a date!
They never expect a ring
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
With its scales!
Neither of them practice.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
They both sell G-strings
